Mac and Cheese Please?

We spent the weekend at my moms house. When dinner time rolled around my mom asked Kelli and Nicholas if they would like macaroni and cheese. They both jumped up and down with a yes, yes, yes! So my mom takes out a box that does not look like Kraft, but I was helping my dad and didn't really take notice.

The kids are sitting at the table eating, when my dad and I came in and we heard this conversation:

Nick: This is the best Nana!

Kelli: I don't know the pasta is funny in my mouth.

Vinny: Are the pasta in the shape of motorcycles?

So my dad and I have to take a closer look.....

Those would be penises! My mother did not have mac and cheese, but did not want to upset my children so she made them Penis Pasta that Tyrene had gotten as a gag gift for her Bachlorette Party! Hmmmm